Urban Dictionary

So at last this kitteh came across urbandictionary.com and looked his name up amongst other things. This is what he found, copy and pasted here:


Justyn
1. A fine fine piece of ass with a huge dick (lolz)
2. A man thats more than man. who likes to punch douchers in the face. who is a mild racist but some of his best friends are white. he loves herbs. and loves being liberated


Joshua
1. Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.


2. A boyfriend who cooks, cleans, pays, and drives.


3. The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He can be sweet and sensitive and overprotective all at once. He fights for what he believes in, and will never back down if he feels that the one he cares for is in danger. He doesn't cuss every other word, in fact he tries not to cuss at all. He may be mistaken for an emo, but really he is just not afraid to share his emotions. He is human unlike what most guys want you to believe. He is a hard worker by nature, but he never has to work very hard to make his boyfriend smile. He loves those people in his heart like there is no tomorrow. He is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for him. A good friend he is, he can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough.He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He can be spontaneous, but he prefers to ask your preference before doing anything that could possibly be upsetting or taken the wrong way, he is the ultimate man!


Jarrod
1. The most awesome guy u will ever meet. He is everything u can ever imagine. Plus he has a big penis
2. A fucking crazy guy with a great attitude towards life 
he knows how to treat a girl and his dick is hugeeee

Neville

1. A Straightforward, honest, and caring person.

2. A person that is very inteligent and wise but is misunderstood literally and figuratively.

Miki

New Moon in japanese

Franzi

Crazy ass spontaneous person... funny and sensetive... and always smiles

Spanki

A nickname for a person who is often considered a slut. You can often find spankis on a bus on the way to a town were no one knows them or at a friends house hiding from there parents. Spankis are induviduals who do things there own way (witch explains the I instead of a Y) and don't care who they hurt on the way of getting wat they want. Spankis often find ways to come to your house and eat all your food and then leave. They are often really attractive but for some reason date the ugliest people. They make good "friends" most of the time but not usually. If you meet a spanki my suggestion is to just leave them alone unless u feel like having a pointless, random, on and off, but fun friendship. Spankis are also usually friends with twitches. Both are people who worship jonah falcon becouse of their weird obsession with penis.

Almasy

1. The coolest guy this side of the Milky Way

2. really gay (really?? =^.^=)

Kaj

This kid is ninja. Like really. Don't even try it.

Jordyn

1. to be superior in all ways, shapes or forms

2. One who partys hard, and has tons of friends..and is loved by most.

3. v. the act of becoming so cool that it is impossible to not be talked about, in a good way.